The ICC World Cup is here. And I'll be watching to support some of my favorite cricketers. Here's 10 for you to get to know:
1. Paul Collingwood - England
Age: 34
Playing role: Allrounder
Batting: Right-hand bat
Bowling: Right-arm medium
He's the Ryan Giggs of cricket to me. A good leader; leads by example. Not too flashy, keeps his head down and does his job. Oh yeah and very handsome.
Colli announced his retirement from test cricket in January but he will continue playing T20 and ODI.
I may have shed a tear over that.
2. Daniel Vettori - New Zealand (captain)
Age: 31
Playing role: Allrounder
Batting: Left-hand bat
Bowling: Slow left-arm orthodox
Specs. Scruff. And one of the best LBW appeals ever. Dude's HOWZAT is hilarious.
He's a hot family man and a solid leader.
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| Multi-talented. Taking up football for charity. Bless. |
3. Graeme Swann - England
Age: 31
Playing role: Bowler, hilarious tweeter
Batting: Right-hand bat
Bowling: Right-arm offbreak
Named 2010 England Cricketer of the Year and one of the top ranked test bowlers in the World, Swanny takes wickets like candy from a baby.
Not to mention the dude has a righteous sense of humor and an excellent taste in music.
Follow him on twitter and catch the banter with Jimmy Anderson and Tim Bresnan. Comic gold.
4. Sachin Tendulkar- India
Age: 37
Playing role: Top-order batsman
Batting: Right-hand bat
Bowling: Right-arm offbreak
He's the Michael Jordan of Indian cricket. He's a legend on the pitch and a philanthropist off. You can't dislike the man.
5. William Porterfield - Ireland (Captain)
Age: 26
Batting: Left-hand bat
Bowling: Right-arm offbreak
Every time an Irishman questions that the country even has a cricket squad, William Porterfield and the baby Jesus cry.
Remember in Invictus when all the black South Africans hated the National rugby team until Mandela made growing grassroots support a priority? Ireland need a Chester. A Catholic cricketer from the Republic. Someone like...oh....I don't know. Eoin Morgan?! (I will cover that later). Most Irish see cricket as a Proddy sport and to be fair, it has been. Maybe there could be an Irish Invictus and Porterfield could be Matt Damon. And I could have a cameo.

6. Eoin Morgan - England. And it should be Ireland because he's fecking Irish. He was born in Dublin. And unless he wants me to reverse sweep his leg he should go back to God's Country. One broken finger is nothing, Eoin.Get thee in Green or perhaps you'll see what two hands full of broken fingers feels like. He makes William Porterfield and the baby Jesus cry more than everyone else combined. Anyway...he's withdrawn due to injury (karma). But I still have love for Eoin. And his batting. And his little Irish brogue.
7. Chris Gayle - Windies
Age: 31
Playing role: Batsman
Batting: Left-hand bat
Bowling: Right-arm offbreak
I love him. I love the fact that he sometimes looks like Eddie Murphy as the lead singer of Sexual Chocolate in Coming to America. He's a personable dude who interacts with fans on twitter and to me, that means something. He is a complete force at bat.and in my opinion he was robbed of the captaincy this year. Infectious smile or what?
8. Morne Morkel - South Africa
Age: 26
Playing role: Bowler
Batting: Left-hand bat
Bowling: Right-arm fast
Amid an epic sea of douche of Graeme Smith proportions stand the Morkel brothers, like beacons of hope that South African men are all not basically American fraternity guys with better accents. What happened to Albie anyway? Both of them are good looking. Like the Lamonts of South African cricket. Google image search "Sean and Rory Lamont." You're welcome.
9. Jonathan Trott - England
Age: 29
Playing role: Top-order batsman
Batting: Right-hand bat
Bowling: Right-arm medium
Trotty has become a recent fave. Serving up tons like it was child's play. I like the guy.
10. Squad USA
Age: The average age is like 65. For real.
God Bless them.
They're like the Jamaican bobsled team from that film with John Candy.
Enjoy the World Cup!